The Wondering Wanderer

In 50 words or less, name and explain the one thing (not person) you would want with you if you were shipwrecked on a deserted island. ------------------------------------------------------- I would want to be with President Bush. Well, if anyone is going to get rescued first, it would be him. And if he does not get rescued, I don mind seeing a comedian for the rest of my life on that island. wahaha... But apparantly President Bush is a person not a thing... oh well...

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. .................. Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! ................. Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. ................ Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? .................... A mother and son were doing dishes while the father a...

Just as when you think the army forget you... They Post Me A Letter Telling Me Which Unit I Am IN! WA LAO ? WTF? NI NAO HIA!!!! *FEELS LIKE CRUSHING THE LETTER AND THROWING IT INTO NEVERLAND THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! A CRISIS! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!! ABANDON SHIP!! Oops.. SHOULD BE ABANDON ISLAND. MUST BOOK MYSELF THE NXT FLIGHT OUT OF SINGAPORE LIAO BYEZ SINGAPORE!!!