The Wondering Wanderer

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell The little girl replied, Then you ask him. ------------------------ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, I'm drawing God. The teacher paused and said, But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replie...

Carry on the good job ppl;) Obvious-Man: what's wrong with a walking d.i.l.d.o man? stupid censorship. wat e 1*beep*2 does 1*beep*2 mean anyway Obvious-Man: no no he still got his balls... albeit a tad bit shrunken n wrinkled i'll wager. he might have lost his mojo but he's a big cuckoo after all. a walking 1*beep*2 Mr Blur: Isn't Sean Mr Coc'k?? Since he doesn't have his mojo why the nick man?? Maybe he can himself Mr Ballless Mr Anus: Bingo! right on man! Mr Ass: Who the f*** is this 'Sean' fellow man? Sounds 1*beep*2 gay. Spider-Fudge: Wah... what the anus is going on man.... Mr Anus: u wanna know? u really reeeaaally wanna know? next time he go toilet just follow him la Mr Coc*k: :D Mr Ass: What is this "stuff" of Sean that is gone? wairen: DON ANUS HERE!!!! Mr Anus: Sean? nah... he's... umm... incapable. anyway his "stuff" is gone n his drain is too darn dirty Mr Hole: How abt going for some workout?? or maybe u can get someo...

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Stresses Are Here Again. I Just thought that this picture of scenic looking places would be a relief to all... GL AND HF