Head Butting Culture

The World Cup has just ended. And Italy was the champions and guess what the talking point of the World Cup?

Mr Zizou infamous headbutting way to end his career.



Apparently, Mr Zizou will be ending his footballing career and there has been rumours of where will he go after he retire from football but apparently he has given us more than a hint of what he will do after he retire from football.

SMK and Catcom, 2 of the world leading game manufacturing are interesting in recruiting Zizou as a new fighter in their FiFa World Fight Series.

Say the company director Mr Baldy, " Obviously we would be seriously considering to add him as a new character in our new fighting series! He should be the final boss as well. Look people will look at your hands and legs to see where you are moving but using your head to attack? Good Gracious! people will be taken by surprise!!"

Come We even have a demo for our game!!

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People Of the world delights in Zizou feat of head butting

"I...t iii...sss innngeeenooouuus!", shuttered Miss Uoziz, " I... I ... I uuseeed tooo beeee uunnaableeeee tooo wiiin iiin aan aaargumeeent, nooow I neeveer loooseee oooneeee!"

"Agreed, " , exclaimed Mr Omama , " With this new way of expressing ourselves, now we can be more direct and we can get our point straight across to people. I find that people disagree with me less and that those who disagree usually keeps their mouth shut soon after I express my um ...displeasure! "




Apparently, Zizou is leading a new cultural revolution of head butting however an interview with the man himself seems that he is not at all pleased with it.

Zizou, " It should never have happened, I mean you all know how long I have been bald. With my Iron Head Skills which I have practised all these years, I don expect him to just fall down so meekly onto the ground. In fact, when I execute my head butt, I was not really head butting him but I was actually practising my header as I miss one before! also my head butt is in the direction of the ball, So theoretically he should fly off, hit the ball and fly into the net! Ball and all! It was supposed to be the most powerful and fantastic goal of the tournament! I don comprehend why he just fall down!!"



Well, Apparently Zizou still has some work to do to reach that level, but we will see more of him these days -The Wondering Wonderer Signing Off

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